Blue Heelers quotes

There's nothing minor about cancer.

You never know with cancer, do you?

No...you don't.

Have a safe day, Ma'am!

Ouch!

Maybe Alex can help you with this one.

Jonesy

Well, what about you?

Sorry, I got an appointment.

Jonesy

So you get to have a life while the rest of us just work?

Yeah I know, unfair, huh? *smirks* See ya!

Do I get a receipt or...?

Ticket, mate. We call them tickets.

Go Blue Streak! Go Blue Streak! Go Blue Streak! C'mon! Oh, no, no, what are you doing you stupid bloody animal! C'mon RUN!

No, I've been babysitting...

You've had surgery. You're in pain and you need to recover, which means letting other people help you. With as much grace as you can possibly muster.

Tom

Finished?

Yes, I have.

Oh, this is considerate of you.

Jonesy

Excuse me?

Bringing a pretty one with you.

I'd like to know your movements, Mr. Marchand.

Bowel or bladder?

Oh, Joss.

The gun, Mr. Marchand.

Oh, no, mine's much bigger than that!

Listen to me you pathetic little man, I strongly suggest you stop the sad jokes and start taking this seriously.

Just excuse me for one sec; I'm just gonna go kill myself.

Just supposing a copper put some money on a race, and it turned out it was fixed...he'd be in the poo, wouldn't he?

I don't know whether to commend you for your bravery, or kick you up the arse for being so stupid!