BBen
She pays, she chooses.
PPJ
She wants pineapple on the pizza.
BBen
Well we'll get our own pizza.
S10 E30Every Man And His Ute
[PJ thinks Jo has just hung up on him. The phone rings.]
PPJ
Oh? Over our little hissy fit, are we...oh, it's Senior Detective Hasham...
S10 E37Losing The Road
BBrad
Squeeze the trigger, you'd be doing me a favour.
S11 E1Retribution, Part 1
You a big Sergeant, me lowly bleb.
What is wrong with these men?
It's simple. Inside every man is a twelve-year-old boy.
And inside everyone woman?
Is a twelve-year-old girl. But twelve-year-old girls are much more mature than twelve-year-old boys.
PPJ
You keep your sick perverted eyes off Constable Parrish!
S11 E8Great Expectations
It's either bush walking or jazz ballet.
I should have realised the great white hunter wouldn't be able to find his way back to the car
PPJ
Was this before or after you took your pants off for Rochelle?
PPJ
If you're not worried about mosquito bites in awkward places, neither am I
PJ (To Jo): This skinny dipping isn't gonna happen is it?
S11 E10Running Scared
[Jo has just seen the threat written on the patrol car window.]
It's Senior Constable, you bastard.
Hang on, why am I taking my shirt off?!
No one tells me anything around here!
S11 E11Mind Wide Open
So it really looked like a flying saucer?
It was full on and I didn't even have the mushrooms.
This is when it pays to read your stars signs. Will be abducted by aliens, so pack undies!
Wonder what's Rochelle's was?
Yeah, Sag.
Here it is. Something new will happen in your life. Maybe a new man. Expect a trip to outerspace! Expect a bumpy ride!
PPJ
You're all so hilarious.
So what did your star sign say yesterday, PJ?
Expect a grumpy mood and a closed mind.
PPJ
All your minds are so open I can hear the wind just whistling through!
PJ!
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