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I saw that.
What? Nothing happened.
You smiled.
I used to perm my hair.
So?
It was the nineties.
Touche. I tried to impress a girl once by singing Love Me Tender. To her cat.
Did it work?
Her cat was obsessed with me after that.
[Susie laughs.]
There you go. Twice. I win.
I thought I knew most of your disaster stories.
Not all of them, no.
Is there more?
Yeah. But I'll hold off on them. Gotta keep something in store.
Yeah for when I have another day like today. Tonight was fun.
Fun. Is that it?
[Jonesy tries to kiss Susie, but she pushes him away.]
Oh, Suse. I don't get it.
It's not you.
Well, I know you're not seeing anyone else. You are seeing someone else.
There's just something that I have to sort out.
Okay, Susie, where'd you hide them?
God, you're an insensitive bastard.
Would you mind if a kissed you?
Ahh...no.
'Cause I really like you, Susie. I've liked you from the moment I first saw you...I guess it was like at first sight.
Well that's a good start, then.
All I know is, once I find her, that's it.
Kids...house...the whole catastrophe.
Because...maybe we're made of different stuff. Maybe we want different things. Maybe you just wanna play the field.
That's not what I want. Jonesy, it's taken us this long to get this far, don't stuff it up now.
I think what you did was brave, facing up to him.
Brave...I thought that once I'd faced him that things would change, that I'd change.
Nothing's going to change right away.
Maybe nothing will ever change. Maybe this is as good as it gets.
There's a man-eater out there!
Go on then, 'Sir Evan'!
One umbrella. Very broken.
[He pretends to dance, Mary-Poppins style.]
I didn't know you were a man of so many talents!
I don't know why the council bothers with this sign. None of the kids are getting any better at reading it.
Well they wouldn't have to trespass if the council just left the gate open.
Well that's a flawless piece of logic.
I was just trying to make her feel more comfortable.
I'm a detective. Making people comfortable is not what I do.
Obviously.
Suse.
Hmmm...
The suit?
Right...
You guys know each other?
Yeah we were at the academy together.
Together?
Err, I’m older than I look.
And I’m…younger than I look...
You do realise he's got a bit of a crush on you?
Yeah, I did pick it.
I mean, I know it's harmless but anything you can do to let him down gently?
Oh I don't think I'll have to that will I? He'll soon spot some grade five cutie that he fancies.
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