Maggie quotes from Blue Heelers

You know, I always wanted maybe six kids.

Maggie

Six? That's a basketball team plus a reserve PJ.

Maggie

Have you ever changed a nappy?

No, you're right. I think one is plenty.

Maggie Doyle, you poor thing, you don't have to follow me around just 'cause you're pregnant.

Maggie

Nick...

And dear, if it's twins, we'll sell the ute and buy a combie!

Who's playing the hubby?

Maggie

You volunteering?

Are you 100% sure of the decision you made?

Maggie

Only fools are 100% sure of anything. Cheers!

Maggie

Sandra, hi, it's Maggie. Thankyou so much for doing that for me so quickly. Ah...yeah, I'll put him back on for you. Oh, I should tell you that his wife is expecting their fifth...Yeah, two sets of twins. They're gorgeous kids. Well, most of the good ones are taken. I'll put him back on. Oh, okay...bye bye.

I wasn't coming onto her, she was coming onto me.

Maggie

I know.

Do you want me to go?

Maggie

No, I don't. I love you. I love you so much.

Maggie

You're paranoid.

Oh come on, what's paranoid? She hates me, I mean she just hates me...she's always hated me.

Maggie

I rest my case.

What, your ears? I love your ears.

Maggie

Do you?

I love them.

Maggie

He's buying me dinner.

Slimy bastard.

Maggie

Well, what would you do if you were in my situation?

Order up big!

How's it going, Doyley? You dirty rotten stop out!

Maggie

Excuse me?

I hear the drought's broken in a big way!

Maggie

I better get that.

You're already getting it from what I hear.

Maggie

Well, Leila, why don't you just go over to Merv's place?

Maggie, you know a real lady would never call on a man!

Now the sun sets over there, doesn't it?

Hey, if we kill him here, now, no one will ever know, will they?

Maggie

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Well, that's why we get along so well, Mags.