Jonesy quotes from Blue Heelers

Jonesy

Yeah, you're an idiot.

Well I guess that's marginally better than being a bastard.

Well, I'm stuffed too if it's any consolation.

Jonesy

Not really, no. Well, maybe just a little bit.

Jonesy

Impersonating ESD...what do you get for that?

I don't know, I don't think it's ever been done.

Jonesy

What happens when the real ESD show up and she mentions you?

Oh, God, we're stuffed.

How do we know this is real. I could have done this in ten minutes on Photoshop.

You're just going to have to trust me.

Jonesy

Besides, if you hang around long enough, you can see it on the 6 o'clock news.

Tom

Three men dead in one shift is not a good look, Jones.

Jonesy

Even if they were all scum?

Jonesy

Would you mind if a kissed you?

Ahh...no.

Jonesy

'Cause I really like you, Susie. I've liked you from the moment I first saw you...I guess it was like at first sight.

Well that's a good start, then.

All I know is, once I find her, that's it.

Kids...house...the whole catastrophe.

Jonesy

Because...maybe we're made of different stuff. Maybe we want different things. Maybe you just wanna play the field.

That's not what I want. Jonesy, it's taken us this long to get this far, don't stuff it up now.

Jonesy

There's a man-eater out there!

Go on then, 'Sir Evan'!

Jonesy

One umbrella. Very broken.

I didn't know you were a man of so many talents!

Jonesy

Some mate you turned out to be.

What?

Jonesy

Susie.

Which dickhead turned the music off?!

Jonesy

That dickhead would be me.

Me Lone Ranger, you Tonto - got it?

Jonesy

Whatever you say, Kemo Sabe.

Jonesy

Well, they reckon the skull could be ancient.

Oh, what? Mt. Thomas Man, ten thousand years old?

Jonesy

Couldn't be, the Boss is still walking around.