Amy quotes from Blue Heelers

Tom

Amy, if you were a drug squad Senior Detective Sergeant...

I would have had a pretty fast promotion in the last five seconds!

Am I a cowboy??

Tom

Not as much as some...

Am I looking to get brownie points?

Tom

You're about to retire

Might wanna look good in front of my crew.

And yeah, don't worry. I WILL make the call. Even if I don't get anything in return.

Tom

You want me to go see the doctor that much??

So far I'm coming across as half-hearted?!

W, A...

Uh..water? waterfall?

Tom

S, H, I, N, G...

Washing powder...

It's his shopping list!

Ahh boss, your appointment – 15 minutes.

Tom

Yeah yeah, I’m on my way.

[surprised] Great!

Tom

MY health is MY business, I don’t need YOU broadcasting your opinions to every man and his dog!

I haven’t said anything to anyone – not even a dog.

Tom

Then why would Jones of ALL people suddenly be suggesting I need to see a doctor?

Probably because ‘Blind Freddy’ could see that there’s something seriously wrong with you.

Rusty's arrived...Why's he here?

While the cat's away...

Where is Garfield?

Where were you between 3 and 6 this morning, Mr. Rhodes?

Where do you think?! I was in bloody bed asleep!

Alone?

Why...you interested?

Jonesy

You got a big mouth, Rhodes.

Yeah, that's not all. Wayne looks at Amy You still interested?

Bastard wants to take me on, fine!

You're gonna go head to head with Falcon-Price?

You don't think I could?

Jonesy

It's not really a fair fight.

If he gets hurt, he gets hurt.

Maybe Alex can help you with this one.

Jonesy

Well, what about you?

Sorry, I got an appointment.

Jonesy

So you get to have a life while the rest of us just work?

Yeah I know, unfair, huh? *smirks* See ya!

You've had surgery. You're in pain and you need to recover, which means letting other people help you. With as much grace as you can possibly muster.

Tom

Finished?

Yes, I have.

Oh, this is considerate of you.

Jonesy

Excuse me?

Bringing a pretty one with you.

I'd like to know your movements, Mr. Marchand.

Bowel or bladder?

The gun, Mr. Marchand.

Oh, no, mine's much bigger than that!

Listen to me you pathetic little man, I strongly suggest you stop the sad jokes and start taking this seriously.

Don't tell me you were outrun by a 19-year-old with a bad hangover?!

Jonesy

He had a headstart!

Good work, Matt. Shoot it and bag it.

It was down there.