Gaap quotes from Black Mirror

Gaap

It's only three killings. Like I said, animals don't count. You have to do humans. And there's gotta be a cadence to it. One a day. It's one kill a day. That is fewer people than die falling off ladders in the same time period. You'd be less lethal than a ladder.

Gaap

Look, basically, anyone who's already been directly responsible for the death of another human being, they're off-limits. Once that's happened, as far as my boss is concerned, they're playing for the home team.

Gaap

Evening, all.

[chuckles sadly] I failed...

Gaap

Yeah, well, me too, so that's that. Just got word, they are casting me out. Eternal oblivion.

I'm so sorry.

Gaap

[after a short silence] D'you wanna come with me?

What?

Gaap

That's where I've been, checking the small print. The rules don't cover it. There's another loophole, apparently. They don't say anything about a human companion, so you could come with.

Into eternal oblivion?

Gaap

Oh no, it's much worse than that. It's with me.

I'll give it a go.

Jesus Christ, they've done it...