Cole quotes from Black Mirror

Okay. Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line!

If you think that I'm playing along with your Space Force bullshit--

Space Fleet.

Whatever! You can think again.

This is my ship. I am your captain. An order is an order.

Then go fuck yourself. Sir.

Okay. So we're doing it this way.

[scoffs] Are you gonna throw a fireball?

[mockingly] Oh dear! You can't see, you can't breathe. Unpleasant, isn't it? Do you submit? You won't die, you know. No one dies in here unless I want them to. I can keep you like this forever if I feel like it. Forever gasping for breath with a mouth that isn't there. Do you... submit?

[patting her head] Good girl.

I tried the carrot, now meet the stick.

No, no, this is gonna make you happy, Daly, 'cause you're sick... and you need help.

No, don't, don't! [nervously] Captain... Captain, please. Okay, look, she's new. She'll behave. We'll all behave. Just... let her off. Let her off this once. Please...

Okay.

NO! DALY, NO! No, no, no, no...!

[to Cole, with smug satisfaction] You know what makes me happy? The look on your face right now. Dudani, Walton, Tulaska, take this thing to the brig with Valdack. Packer, find a barren planet we can dump her on. [to a sobbing Cole] And you... can just stay here and think about your attitude. Exit game. [vanishes]

Why won't you fight back?

Tommy.

Who is Tommy?

He's my son. He's six years old, at least he was when I woke up in here. See, in the early days of this ship, it was just me and Daly. I was his pet project. He tried everything to break me, and I withstood it all 'cause I just thought there was still a chance I could get out and see my boy again. In a way, I was right, I did get to see him again. Just not the real him. Daly told me what happened. Back on the outside, the real me, uh brought Tommy to work one day, showed him around. He would've loved seeing all those computers. He's really into that stuff. Anyway, evidently Tommy had a lollipop that day. That's all Daly needed. He copied him in here. It was Tommy all right. He was alike in every way. You know what he did to him? He took Tommy and he threw him out of the airlock. Right out into space. And he made me watch. Have you ever seen an unsuited body compress in space? They freeze and crack like a porcelain doll. I take my hat off to Daly. The detail in this place is exceptional. And he said he'd do it again and again, 'cause Daly's still got Tommy's DNA. He's got all of our DNA. He keeps it in his bedroom in a fucking mini fridge by his desk. So I have to stay in line, because even if we die in here, he can bring us back. He can bring Tommy back whenever he wants. And God knows how he'd take it out on him. God knows what he'd do. So, you see, what choice do I have?

If you thought what happened to you in the past was bad, that was nothing! What I'm going to do to you is going to be goddamn fucking biblical! I'm literally going to turn your insides out, but I'll keep you alive in tiny little jars! And there you'll stay until I'm bored of you--

Why are we listening to this?

Yeah, fuck him! [turns off intercom]

Oh, man, are we glad to hear from-

Yeah, Merry Christmas. So are we gonna blow each other or are we gonna trade?

Oh Hmm.

Hello? Do you have anything to trade at all?

No, uh -

[sighs] So why did you respond? OK, just get the hell out of my quadrant or I'll blast you to shit. You've got ten seconds. Ten...

Oh, well, do try. We'll photon-bolt you up the perineum, you stupid little boy.

Scary... Nine...