Daly quotes from Black Mirror

What is Space Fleet? I'll tell you what it is. It is a belief system founded on the very best of human nature. It is a goal for us to strive towards for the betterment of the universe, for the betterment of life itself. And you assholes are fucking it up!

[repeatedly, hysterically] EXIT FUCKING GAME!

If you think that I'm playing along with your Space Force bullshit--

Space Fleet.

Whatever! You can think again.

This is my ship. I am your captain. An order is an order.

Then go fuck yourself. Sir.

Okay. So we're doing it this way.

[scoffs] Are you gonna throw a fireball?

[mockingly] Oh dear! You can't see, you can't breathe. Unpleasant, isn't it? Do you submit? You won't die, you know. No one dies in here unless I want them to. I can keep you like this forever if I feel like it. Forever gasping for breath with a mouth that isn't there. Do you... submit?

[patting her head] Good girl.

[injured] We've fought many battles, haven't we, Captain?

We have.

And I've been a good adversary for you, have I not? Then please... end it. Please.

Killing in cold blood is against Space Fleet code. [mockingly, as Valdack whimpers] I wish I could help. Sorry, bud.

"And so say--" Oh, my fuck...!

[after holding his face for a moment] That wasn't very nice. [holds up his hand again, much to Cole's terror, then lowers it] Today I will show you mercy.

Great mercy-showing, Captain.

Shh!

Tomorrow you should reconsider your... amenability. I may not be feeling so benevolent. Exit game. [vanishes]

Oh, fucking hell...!

This was tense. [glancing pointedly at Cole] I don't like tense.

Drink?

Mm-hmm.

I tried the carrot, now meet the stick.

No, no, this is gonna make you happy, Daly, 'cause you're sick... and you need help.

No, don't, don't! [nervously] Captain... Captain, please. Okay, look, she's new. She'll behave. We'll all behave. Just... let her off. Let her off this once. Please...

Okay.

NO! DALY, NO! No, no, no, no...!

[to Cole, with smug satisfaction] You know what makes me happy? The look on your face right now. Dudani, Walton, Tulaska, take this thing to the brig with Valdack. Packer, find a barren planet we can dump her on. [to a sobbing Cole] And you... can just stay here and think about your attitude. Exit game. [vanishes]

If you thought what happened to you in the past was bad, that was nothing! What I'm going to do to you is going to be goddamn fucking biblical! I'm literally going to turn your insides out, but I'll keep you alive in tiny little jars! And there you'll stay until I'm bored of you--

Why are we listening to this?

Yeah, fuck him! [turns off intercom]

Hey, Robert.

God, so help me, you are going to regret all of this so hard!

Bob, I wanna talk to you here! I was thinking I should say sorry.

Go on.

You created Infinity. You're a fucking genius. I exploited that. I treated you like a golden goose and I got fat on the profits, figuratively speaking. And I was thinking I should have appreciated you more, you know? I should have treated you better. Yeah, yeah, I was thinking I should say all that. But you threw my son out of an airlock, so fuck you to death!