Martha quotes from Black Mirror

Martha

I mean, it's totally batshit crazy I can even talk to you.

I mean, I don't even have a mouth.

Martha

That's... that's just...

Just what?

Martha

That's just the sort of thing that he would say.

Well, that's why I said it.

Martha

And I shouldn't have drunk last night. Next time, could you try and stop me?

Stop you drinking?

Martha

Yeah.

So I get to enjoy being a bit of a bastard?

Martha

Don't call me your administrator.

Why not?

Martha

Because...

It sounds sort of sexy.

Martha

See, he would have worked out what was going on. This wouldn't ever have happened, but if it had, he would have worked it out.

Sorry, hang on. that's a very difficult sentence to process.

Martha

Jump.

What? Over there? I never expressed suicidal thoughts, or self-harm.

Martha

Yeah, well, you aren't you, are you?

That's another difficult one, to be honest with you.

Martha

You're just a few ripples of you. There's no history to you. You're just a performance of stuff that he performed without thinking, and it's not enough.