Matt quotes from Black Mirror

Matt

I know we didn't have decorations last year, but, uh, couldn't find them last year. We were only supposed to have stored essentials here. I think it's adorable someone thinks tinsel is... essential.

Matt

People just want to be heard. That's why 90% of seduction is just listening.

Matt

It wasn't really 70 minutes, not to him. When he was first ingested, I tweaked the time preferences, made it seem like five years from his perspective. Some might say that five years with me is punishment enough.

Matt

Listen, it's easier if you just comply.

Matt

Look, come on, there is a little bit of a conversational drought happening here. My ears need water.

Potter

Not big on conversation.

Matt

Practice makes perfect.

Potter

Maybe I'll bore you.

Matt

Buddy, look. At this point, being bored by anything other than snow would be a relief.

Matt

People want to be noticed. They don't like to be shut out. It makes them feel invisible. But... this girl. This girl seemed content with being ignored.

Potter

Maybe she could smell a loser.

Matt

No. No, she was an outsider. An attractive outsider. There's nothing more tantalizing than that.

Matt

You're a locked box. I mean, that's a good thing. Most people are too easy to read, especially if you know minds.

Potter

Using party tricks to pick up girls isn't knowing minds.

Matt

The picking up girls thing was a hobby. My job was completely different. You'll never guess what that was.

Potter

Marketing person?

Matt

No.

Potter

Door-to-door salesman?

Matt

Please.

Potter

Proctologist?

Matt

You're never going to get it.

Potter

I'm not going to try.