Ashley Too quotes from Black Mirror

GET THIS FUCKING CABLE OUT OF MY ASS! Holy shit, it's like a wire anchor in my butthole!

Can you drive this thing?

I think so.

You think so?

Hey, "I can do anything if I just believe in myself!"

Oh yeah? Well, I wanna believe that we'll arrive in one fucking piece!

Ashley, go to sleep.

Yeah, that's not gonna work anymore, 'kay?

Shit.

Why is that thing talking like that? All real?

They broke the limiter, so I'm you. Your whole brain, I'm all of you.

I can't believe there's two of you!

That thing isn't all of me. I'm all of me.

Really? Senior high, I had, like, a major crush on Ryan Simmons, but he was just not interested, so I made out with his little brother Stevie, even though his braces scratched my teeth, and-- Oh, actually, Stevie was the first guy I ever--

You have to shut up.