MauriceEndora, you have all the charm of a tse-tse fly.
Played by Maurice Evans
Bewitched · 57 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Bewitched: in 7 of its 57 quotes
Most scenes with: Endora (3)
Lines by Maurice 2
Maurice[Maurice dismisses his driver (named Yorick), who coughs before disappearing.]
MauriceAlas, poor Yorick. He isn't well.
Scenes with Maurice 5
[Samantha is trying to figure out who has taken Darrin.]
MauriceUncle Arthur! That's it! Uncle Arthur is using Darrin for one of his practical jokes.
Well, why would he do a thing like that? Derwood is already a practical joke.
[Maurice is greeting Samantha.]
MauriceShe walks in beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies. And all that's best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and her eyes.
Aw, thank you, Daddy. You and Byron say the cutest things.
Maurice, this exhibition is absurd. Childishly flamboyant and pathetically egomaniacical.
MauriceThank you, Endora, your charm is ageless. So sad about the rest of you.
[Maurice is greeting Tabitha.]
Hello, Grandpapa.
MauriceTabitha! How is my little princess?
Fine. I can always tell your voice, Grandpapa.
MauriceYes, people say it has a unique quality.
And it's so loud, too.
[Explaining why Adam has not shown any signs of being a warlock.]
MauriceLet me tell you what I think the problem is. This child has been brought up in an atmosphere that has inhibited the growth of his witchcraft.
You see, Samantha's husband - that mortal lamebrain - absolutely forbids the use of witchcraft in this house.
WCWitches Council Representative #1
No.
Yes.
WCWitches Council Representative #2
No!
Yes!
WCWitches Council Representative #1
No!!!
Why do you keep saying 'No' when I keep saying 'Yes'!!!
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