Larry Tate quotes from Bewitched ... TV Quotes Database

[Larry explaining why he didn't pick his wife for his volleyball team].

Larry Tate

Have you ever seen Louise play volleyball? Her best shot is ducking.

S5 E10 Samantha Loses Her Voice

[Larry doesn't understand what Louise is getting at!]

Larry Tate

Do me a favour, call Berlitz and get me a translator

S8 E19 Serena's Youth Pill

Mr Haskem, you really should listen to Darrin. He has his finger on the pulse of today.

Larry Tate

And his foot on the unemployment line of tomorrow.

S5 E6 Mirror, Mirror On The Wall

Larry Tate

[Laughs] Darrin, you old son of a gun, we've done it again. This Ezyway rent-a-car presentation is a masterpiece.

Just don't hog all the credit this time, huh, Larry. Let's make it 50-50 right down the line.

Larry Tate

Done. I'll even go you one better, Darrin. If HB doesn't like it, it's all yours.

S5 E9 Samantha Fights City Hall

Larry Tate

Darren, why are you carrying that leg of lamb?

Well, in the condition it's in, it couldn't very well walk by itself.

S8 E10 Hansel And Gretel In Samanthaland

[When Count of Valor is at the back of the field in the race.]

He'll catch up.

Larry Tate

Only if they race to Albany.

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