[Maurice is greeting Samantha.]
She walks in beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies. And all that's best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and her eyes.
Aw, thank you, Daddy. You and Byron say the cutest things.
“Adam, Warlock or Washout?” · Season 8, Episode 14
In this episode: Maurice (4), Endora (2), Samantha Stephens (1), Tabitha Stephens (1)
Maurice, this exhibition is absurd. Childishly flamboyant and pathetically egomaniacical.
Thank you, Endora, your charm is ageless. So sad about the rest of you.
[Maurice is greeting Tabitha.]
Hello, Grandpapa.
Tabitha! How is my little princess?
Fine. I can always tell your voice, Grandpapa.
Yes, people say it has a unique quality.
And it's so loud, too.
[Explaining why Adam has not shown any signs of being a warlock.]
Let me tell you what I think the problem is. This child has been brought up in an atmosphere that has inhibited the growth of his witchcraft.
You see, Samantha's husband - that mortal lamebrain - absolutely forbids the use of witchcraft in this house.
WCWitches Council Representative #1
No.
Yes.
WCWitches Council Representative #2
No!
Yes!
WCWitches Council Representative #1
No!!!
Why do you keep saying 'No' when I keep saying 'Yes'!!!
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