Bewitched · Season 5, Episode 4
“Darrin, Gone and Forgotten” · Season 5, Episode 4
In this episode: Samantha Stephens (3), Darrin Stephens (2), Endora (1), Maurice (1)
Happy sweetheart?
Let's see. I've got a beautiful wife. Lovely daughter. Comfortable home. Good job. I guess I'm reasonably happy.
Why only 'reasonably'?
I would be ecstatically happy if you were an orphan!
Another remark like that and I'll be a widow.
I thought you and mother were getting along rather well lately. You were almost on speaking terms.
Let's hope it stays 'almost'.
Now, mother. I'm sorry to have to ask you to do this, but repeat after me ... Spiders that crawl, bats that fly, silence my tongue if I'm telling a lie.
[Samantha is trying to figure out who has taken Darrin.]
Uncle Arthur! That's it! Uncle Arthur is using Darrin for one of his practical jokes.
Well, why would he do a thing like that? Derwood is already a practical joke.
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