Tatsu Yamashiro quotes from Beware the Batman

Alfred Pennyworth

(bringing in protein shakes) Will it be one straw or two for dinner this evening?

Tatsu Yamashiro

Sorry, Alfred. I kind of promised Jason I'd let him make dinner for me tonight. I just hope the nerd can cook.

Tatsu Yamashiro

It's kind of nice having someone cook for me. At least something that's not made in a blender.

Huh?

Tatsu Yamashiro

Nothing. Cooking's just not really my strong suit.

Oh, no problem. I'm totally comfortable being the woman of the house. I mean, you know, the one who cooks.

Tatsu Yamashiro

You should stop talking now.

Heard that. Yep!

Tatsu Yamashiro

Ugh! What's that smell?

Bruce Wayne

It's Parijat bark.

Tatsu Yamashiro

How is that even on the menu?

Bruce Wayne

I own this restaurant. Now let's get to your training.

Tatsu Yamashiro

Really? Now? Couldn't we wait until after the cheese course?

Bruce Wayne

You need to train your mind to let your instincts tell you when something is wrong.

Tatsu Yamashiro

When do you turn it off?

Bruce Wayne

I don't. I can't.

Bruce Wayne

Once we step through this door, the world will never be the same.

Alfred Pennyworth

At least you're maintaining perspective.

Tatsu Yamashiro

Yeah. Now it's official. There's no way this can live up to your hype.

Alfred Pennyworth

Ra's is trying to drive a wedge between us, nothing more. I am not your enemy.

Tatsu Yamashiro

For your sake, I hope that is true.

Bruce Wayne

I'm going to bed.

Tatsu Yamashiro

Bed? Now? Are you sick? Do you even get sick?

Alfred Pennyworth

Have you two been....?

Tatsu Yamashiro

Yes.

Alfred Pennyworth

I see. I'll make sure to have your suits deionized so that they're, uh, more palatable.