Mitchell quotes from Being Human

Mitchell

Carol from number twelve is gonna lend us Casablanca.

George

Why?

Mitchell

I'm only in it!

Annie

Get out!

Mitchell

Yeah, I'm just an extra... in the bar... and you can't actually see me, obviously. But I do knock over a chair at one point and you can see that.

Annie

You were in Casablanca?! How did you swing that?

Mitchell

Well, I know people. I move and shake.

Annie

[To George] Oh my God. You're Tully's Mini-Me!

Mitchell

Yes!

George

Do you know the difference between you and him?

Mitchell

Mmm, I don't know, I don't have to shave my palms?

Tully

Ohhh!

George

I-I think that's actually racist.

Mitchell

He's a twat!

George

Well he's my twat!

Mitchell

You know, I'm sure that sounded much better in your head.

Annie

[to George about Mitchell] Don't go in for a hug, he might kiss you.

Mitchell

What, I--

George

Aw, I leave you two alone for five minutes...

George

My name is George... and I am a werewolf.

Mitchell

Hello, George.

Mitchell

Owen's moved on with his life. You need to do the same.

Annie

I'm dead, in case you hadn't noticed!

Mitchell

I never know with you whether it's Jewish guilt or werewolf guilt.

George

They're pretty much the same thing.

George

And where have you been young lady?.

Annie

I met up with Gilbert. We went to the cemetery.

Mitchell

He knows how to show a girl a good time(!).

George

[shouts] I had sex with Nina last night and it was bloody marvellous! [laughs with glee]

Mitchell

[Takes George to one side] Annie was killed by Owen.

George

[Sighs] Five minutes. Could I not have had five minutes with The Biggest News?

Mitchell

So, this "not-a-date"... tonight's the night you're gonna tell her you cross-dress?

George

[to Annie] Er... you agree with him?

Annie

It's hideous.

George

Oh, well... I kept the receipt...

Annie

For all I know this could be perfectly normal. You find out your fiancé killed you, you become a... "throwing-things-about" ghost.

Mitchell

Poltergeist.

Annie

See, you know the terms, you know how this works. I mean, do you know if I can channel it because I have been dying to pull that fridge out and clean behind it.

George

Last night, I had the wolf in me...

Mitchell

(whispering to Annie) So did Nina.

George

Stop snickering, this is not a joke! I really, really like Nina, and I thought - well, ha-ha, I hoped! - that she liked me. But what if she's only interested in the wolf?

Annie

(considering) Hmm...

George

Oh! Oh thank you for "Oh no George, how could that be possible?"!

Who are they?

Mitchell

Are you serious? They're Laurel and Hardy!

Was the fat one Prime Minister?

George

You might be thinking of Churchill.

Annie

Or Hitler - same 'tache.

George

What else have you got up there, some German scat inside Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Annie

How many times have you watched it?

Mitchell

I've never even seen any scat. Oh well, just that first time, to see what it was...