Nina quotes from Being Human

Nina

Saying 'it's not you, it's me' is a stabbable offence in my book and I can easily get my hands on scalpels.

Nina

It's a lot to take in. I mean werewolves, ghosts, vampires. I didn't even believe in homeopathy before this.

Nina

I'm pretty sure 'werewolf' didn't come up when I spoke to my careers teacher, but life is full of disappointments.

Nina

He's a 116-year-old mass murderer, not a fucking gerbil!

Nina

George, would you like...to have...a little...hairy baby with me?

Annie

Hey, there's a werewolf called Nina in Buffy!

Nina

I've never seen it.

Annie

No well, I stopped watching it once, you know, I started living it.

Nina

They might have a cure.

George

For what?

Nina

Cystitis. What do you think?!

Nina

We could play I Spy.

George

Oh, no.

Nina

I spy, with my little eye...

George

Please. Please don't do this!

Nina

Live with it. It's happening.

Nina

I've got one of your books. 600 pages of utter bullshit!

Lucy Jaggat

Did you keep the receipt?

George

Is it soundproof? It's just, um, I can get pretty.. "Rarr! Rarr!".. when I'm working out. "Feel the burn", "Who's your daddy?"... "Say what you see..."

Nina

Oh god.

Mitchell

Annie was there. She was on the screen.

George

What? You're kidding?

Nina

Is she okay? What did she say?

Mitchell

We're running out of time.

George

Um, it's our friend, she's er...she's in... Midsummer Murders.

Nina

[In lingerie, with a new haircut, to George] Ahem... What do you think?

Nina

Mm? I had a little left over from the food shop, and I thought it might be nice to have something for y'know, us. Hence... [gestures to hair] and hence... [gestures to lingerie]... It was either that or off-peak gym membership.

George

You made absolutely the right decision.

Nina

Really?

George

Ow!

Nina

What? What? [George tries to get something that was poking him] What is that?

George

Pen... Hello.

Nina

Hello.

Nina

Ow! Hair, stuck, glasses...!

George

Oh is it? Oh, shit, sorry. Oh hang on, it's really tangled.

Nina

George! Eee, ow.

George

Shhh, don't pull away!

Nina

Quickly!... Oh....

George

You alright?

Nina

Yeah, fine.

George

Right. Where were we?... Hello.

Nina

Hello...

Mitchell

Have you got a radio?

George

What?!

Mitchell

I need a radio. I have an idea. [Mitchell climbs over them to grab the radio on the table next to them]

Nina

Ow, ow, Mitchell!

George

What are you doing?!

Mitchell

Cheers.

Nina

Just give me a bloody kiss. [She kisses a distracted George] Oh, look, just forget about it.

George

He's ruined everything!

Nina

Another night.

Nina

[after chasing Adam through the hospital] And where do you think you're going?

Adam

Oh... I thought I'd try my luck in Haematology.

George

I'm sure he'll settle right in there. I mean they do have a massive telly.

Nina

Oof. Ginormous.

George

The whole house, it was furnished to the highest standards.

Nina

Yeah. And so clean.

George

It was immaculate. I mean, Richard and Emma themselves were slightly, what? Eccentric perhaps...

Nina

I'd go for "unreconstructed."

George

Really?

Nina

Yeah.

George

Would you?

Nina

Mm.

George

And, well... kinky.

Nina

Filthy. Just arseholes.

George

A pair of complete and utter kinked-up, filthy racist arseholes.

Nina

We've just left a vulnerable young boy with a pair of, not only instinctive killers, but heinous pervs.

George

Do you realize I'm zipping my coat up and going back there.

Nina

Yeah. And I'm going with you.

Mitchell

We owe her, George.

George

We owe her? Why do we owe her?

Mitchell

She came back to life two weeks ago. All of them did, when I was on the other side.

Annie

Saving me.

Nina

So. Hang on, what are we saying? That Death's Door was engaged?

Annie

Her spirit couldn't pass over because of me.

Mitchell

We made her. We owe her, all of us do.