[about the music one of his neighbours plays] That's not music, that's a goat sexually molesting some kind of banjo!
S4Parannoyed
[After hearing Becker is living in Bob's apartment]
You're staying with Bob!? Is there anything you wanna talk to me about?
I told you, my apartment is filled with 'roaches! [shudders] Urgh, 'roaches!
RKRegina "Reggie" Kostas
[shudders] Urgh, Bob!
S4Missteaks
[Becker storms into the diner]
You know what I hate!?
Who's got the list?
[Becker receives an unusual package]
What the hell is this!? It's cold, it's packed in dry ice...
Maybe it's the heart you always wanted.
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