Well, all the really classy places have lobsters in a tank. I guess rats in a box could catch on.
S2The Hippocratic Oath
Am I the only one in this neighborhood who remembers that we're all here to help each other?
Dr. Becker?
Oh, what now?!
What happened?
Jimmy hit Sean with his hockey stick and cut his cheek.
Don't you kids ever do this kind of stuff on weekends?
Okay, here's the thing--
No no no NO MORE THINGS!
Don't tell me you didn't order any bandages.
I ordered ten thousand. I'm just not sure where they are.
Well, here's a good idea: LOOK!
I know it's none of my business, but this Brad guy sounds a little young for you.
He's not that young.
Could you cut the crust off my sandwich?
Crust off. [gives thumbs up] Got it!
Hey, Reg? You know how women are always trying to change guys? Now you got one that'll probably need changing every couple hours.
What is this? National Incompetence Day?
Linda, will you answer that damn phone?
Oh, all right. [answers phone] Hello, damn doctor's office!
I smashed my hand!
Oh, why does everything happen to me?
Linda, help Theresa catch that kid! And find me those damn bandages!
What about the kid?
First, do what I tell you then do what I told you!
You know, yelling doesn't solve anything!
OH, YES IT DOES! IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER!
(accidentally pulls a fire alarm) Oh, I hate when I do that...
(to two firefighters) Oh, come on. Just because you hear an alarm, does that mean you have to come racing over?
You're fine, Jake. Just don't listen to any more of that astrology crap.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Although, I am an Ares and she did say that that's a fire sign--
Oh, get out!
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