Margaret
Just for today, you are Beth.
Lynda
I don't like the name Beth.
Linda
I do, can I be Beth?
Lynda
I want to be Beth too.
Margaret
You can't both be Beth.
Linda
Why? We're both Linda.
Lynda
Let's pick our own names.
Linda
I want to be Margaret.
Lynda
No, I want to be Margaret.
Margaret
I want to be dead.
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