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Hey, Doc!
Hey, dork!
“Saving Harvey Cohen” · Season 1
In this episode: Dr. John Becker (6), Jake Malinak (1), Linda (1), Margaret (1), Bob (1)
[to Margaret while looking at travel brochures] What were you thinking?
[slaps brochures on counter]
Too hot. Too cold. Too stupid. Mexico? What's the point? In a few weeks, they'll all be up here.
[After Jake inadvertantly reveals an erotic dream involving him and Reggie]
RRRegina 'Reggie' Kostas
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
Oh God! Thanks a lot, John!
[chuckling] Couldn't resist!
RRRegina 'Reggie' Kostas
What is it with guys and tearing clothes off!? Don't you ever dream of unbuttoning clothes and neatly folding them over a chair?
Look Reg, I'm really sorry. It was just a dream!
RRRegina 'Reggie' Kostas
Ah, no big deal. But do me a favour: next time you have a dream about us, can it be somewhere exotic? Even in your dreams, I can't get out of this lousy diner!
HCDr. Harvey Cohen
By the way, what's the cat's name?
It doesn't have a name.
HCDr. Harvey Cohen
You must love him very much.
Fine! Put down Harvey Cohen.
HCDr. Harvey Cohen
You're naming the cat after me?
Why not? It'll be easy for you to give up on a Muffin or Mittens, but you might have to think twice before you pull the plug on Harvey Cohen.
[Margaret, Becker and Linda are debating who should take a stray cat found in the office to the vet]
Well, I would, but I have to be downtown by 6, and I don't wanna be late for my best friend's wedding 'cause there's a real good chance she could go into labour.
Well, fine, fine. Margaret, please?
Now, I would, but I've got a helpless animal of my own at home, and we are having dinner with his parents tonight.
Fine. You know, fine. Like I don't have enough two-legged patients to take care of around here! Open up the ark, you know, let in all the animals! Between Mrs. Kramer's cataracts and Mr. Santiago's arthritis, I suppose I could fit in a grooming and the occasional flea dip. [under his breath to Linda as he takes the cat from her] Actually, you know, some of our patients could use a good flea dip.
RRRegina 'Reggie' Kostas
[as Becker walks into the diner] Oh, Becker, Margaret called and said Harvey Cohen needs more tests.
[annoyed] Oh, screw Harvey Cohen! I've had it with him; if he dies, he dies! [Reggie and Jake look shocked by this outburst]
RRRegina 'Reggie' Kostas
What?
Well he's at least fourteen or fifteen years old, he's lived long enough! Can I get some coffee to go, Reg? [he sees her and Jake's mortified expressions] He's a cat, for God's sake! Snuck into my office and somehow, I got stuck taking care of him.
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