[Margaret, Becker and Linda are debating who should take a stray cat found in the office to the vet]
Well, I would, but I have to be downtown by 6, and I don't wanna be late for my best friend's wedding 'cause there's a real good chance she could go into labour.
Well, fine, fine. Margaret, please?
Now, I would, but I've got a helpless animal of my own at home, and we are having dinner with his parents tonight.
Fine. You know, fine. Like I don't have enough two-legged patients to take care of around here! Open up the ark, you know, let in all the animals! Between Mrs. Kramer's cataracts and Mr. Santiago's arthritis, I suppose I could fit in a grooming and the occasional flea dip. [under his breath to Linda as he takes the cat from her] Actually, you know, some of our patients could use a good flea dip.
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