“Truth and Consequences” quotes from Becker

Dr. John Becker

What's with the toothpick? What are you, Neil Armstrong, claiming this burger in the name of all mankind?

It's a garnish! Sue me, I'm trying to give the place a lift!

Dr. John Becker

Well if that's what you're after, why don't you try scraping the grime off the walls and emptying the dead bugs out of the light fixtures?

Jake Malinak

I dunno, John, it kinda dresses things up! I like it!

Dr. John Becker

Like it? You can't even see it! You didn't think of that, did you Reggie!? I mean, Jake here could put his eye out with one of these things, or I could puncture the roof of my mouth!

This puncture, would it shut you up for a couple of days!?

Jake Malinak

So you knew John as a kid?

Let me ask you a question-

Exactly the same. He just bitched in a higher voice!

Becker

This is why I hate coming to New Jersey! As far as I'm concerned, they should tear down the bridge and block both the tunnels!