Young Veteran, Old Butt-head and others in “Stolen Valor”

I got a buddy who was in Desert Storm. What battalion were you in?

Old Butt-head

Uhhhhh...

Old Beavis

What?

I said, what battalion were you in?

Tom Anderson

What's your battalion number, boys?

Old Butt-head

Uh, 69. [he and Beavis chuckle]

Old Beavis

Yeah, that's it.

The Fighting 69th! You guys are they're real deal.

Must have seen a lot of action.

Old Butt-head

Yeah. We like action.

Tom Anderson

Well, when you're in the 69, you're gonna get plenty of action when it's going down.

They could lick anybody!

I heard in Iraq, the 69 saw action from both sides at once.

Old Beavis

Yeah, yeah, that's why they call it that! Yeah yeah, here, I'll draw you a picture. Butt-head explained it to me once. See, the bottom of the six is the butt, and then the nine is like, the nads or something. I don't know.