Tom Anderson, Old Butt-head and others in “Stolen Valor”

Tom Anderson

Now hold on there, boys, this here's the Legion Hall, and we're having a special get-together for Flag Day. Service members only.

Old Butt-head

Uhh, we're members.

Old Beavis

Yeah, yeah, we're from America.

Tom Anderson

Well, I'm glad to hear it, but I'm talking about people who laid it all on the line for this great country. Were you in the service?

Old Butt-head

Uhhh... yeah. We did like, service.

Old Beavis

Thank you, drive through. Would you like the combo for a dollar more?

Tom Anderson

You boys wore the uniform?

Old Beavis

Yeah, we had to wear a uniform. There was a hat and everything, yeah.

Old Butt-head

Uh, it was like, a long time ago, but I remember that the training sucked, and it was always hot, and you never knew when a bunch of guys would be all on your ass.

Old Beavis

Yeah, and there was one time when the shake machine-

Tom Anderson

Enough said, boys. Save the war stories for your fellow servicemen. Come on in, and enjoy the company.

Old Butt-head

Kick ass!

Old Beavis

Oooh yeah!