Tom Anderson, Old Beavis and others in “Stolen Valor”

Tom Anderson

Say, have you all met Belvis and Bunhowzen here? They served in, uh... I guess it'd be the Desert Storm.

Old Beavis

Yeah, like I was saying, there's that one time when the shake machine-

Tom Anderson

Did Gilmore tell you the story about how he captured that there flag in Vietnam?

Old Butt-head

Uh, no.

Well, we see roofing it through that godforsaken jungle, when all of a sudden the commies opened fire.

Old Beavis

Fire! FIRE!!! Yeah, FIRE!

You're still feeling it, ain't ya?

Old Butt-head

Yeah. He feels it all the time.