Travis, Audrey and others in “Spiritual Journey”

Welcome to our abstinence circle. Audrey, can you introduce us to your new friends?

Pastor Travis, Bobby and Broderick are excited to hear about sexual abstinence.

Butt-head

Excited to hear it, excited to do it.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah! Sexual abbisonce! Boing-oing-oing-oing-oing!

Yeah, yeah, cool. See, the culture and the media can give you a lot of BS about sex, right? But in here, we keep it real.

Beavis

Yeah! Yeah! Exactly! I want it real! Right now!

Butt-head

Yeah.

Right on, right on. Well, why don't we hear it from your peers? Who's ready to do a share?

I'll go. I was a little scared of abstinence at first. I wasn't sure I could do it.

Butt-head

We're here to support you.

Aw, thanks. But now, I feel filled up with joy.

Beavis

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, filled!

Butt-head

Yeah. Joy.

Yeah. Thanks to abstinence, now I can really get to know people deep down.

Beavis

Yeah, deep down, yeah!

And the best part is, you're not alone. We're doing it with you.

Butt-head

That's the point, dumbass.