Butt-head, check it out! It's another sign, see? Maybe to score, we have to go into that church and like, um, like sing Christmas songs or something.
Dammit Beavis, you're never gonna score if you keep acting weird.
No way, Butt-head, shut up! I'm tired of listening to you! From now on, I'm listening to Him.
Who?
The Lord. [points to a statue]
That's not the Lord, dumbass. That's that chick who never scored.
No way, that's him.
Quit being all weird. I'm gonna eat your magic chip, so you'll shut up.
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