So um, Father? I was at one of your other branches and um, couldn't really understand what the guy was saying. And um, I just have some questions about Jesus.
Jews actually don't believe in Jesus as the Messiah. Our religion teaches that the Messiah has not yet come.
Yeah, oh yeah. I see. So um, so what does Jesus want me to do? Like, how do I get him to use his magic powers?
Again, as a Jew, Jesus is not part of my faith.
Oh. Oh yeah yeah. Hey, wow, um... so how tall was Jesus, you think?
That's a good question. But I think it's probably better posed to someone of the Christian faith. But I'd love to answer any questions you have about Judaism.
Oh, okay, yeah yeah, I understand. So is it weird for Jesus that he has the same name as the Christmas baby?
That's not really a question about Judaism.
Oh right right. So, Your Honor, um, it's cool if you say no, and don't get mad, but is it okay if I ask you a question that's not about Jesus?
Yes.
Oh, okay. Yeah, it would have been nice to know that before, you know. But anyway, is there a guy inside Iron Man?
[takes a deep breath] Okay, Stark Industries was founded in 1939 by Howard Stark, Tony Stark's father...
Uh-huh.
...and it quickly grows to be the biggest high-tech arms manufacturer on the planet.
Huh?
When Tony Stark takes over as CEO, he gets kidnapped in Afghanistan. Let me show you where that is on the map.
Oh boy...
So, Tony's gonna have to invent an arc reactor...
This sucks.
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