Welcome to the future. Here is your free porn.
Yeah. Porn is good for you. Did you know that?
Uh... Now as you boys know, we have strict rules, about accessing computer pornography from the library. So before, I sentence you to an extremely harsh punishment, I want to know how you little punks did it! Uh... Come on. You idiots can save yourself a lot of trouble if you just tell me who helped you log on!
I did that myself. But Stewart got us the porn.
What?
He's pretty good.
But... but... but I...
Oh, that's it! You're all getting detention for the rest of the year! And you've lost all your computer privileges!
Yeah, yeah we need more porn, come on Stewart.
Shut the hell up!
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