SSStewart's Mom
It's not like Stewart to miss lunch!
I bet. He's fat.
“Stewart Is Missing” · Season 6, Episode 8
In this episode: Smart Beavis (3), Smart Butt-head (2)
Maybe he has diarrhea.
SSStewart's Mom
[crying] He does NOT have diarrhea. I'm his mother, I would know if he had diarrhea.
Have you looked in the garbage can?
SSStewart's Mom
[crying] Oh no, you...
Beavis, you dumbass, why'd you tell her that? ... Stewart doesn't fit in a garbage can, dumbass, remember? If you wanted to put Stewart in a garbage can, you'd have to like, cut him up into little pieces.
SSStewart's Mom
My poor Stewart! What could have happened to him?
um...Maybe somebody killed him and burried him in a shallow grave. [Stewart's mom sobs louder] Um...what's the matter?
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