Dammit Beavis, put that away. You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking.
Oh...oh yeah. [angry customer drives away]
Err, can I take your order?
“Tainted Meat” · Season 5, Episode 15
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (4)
Uhh...what seems to be the problem there, Beavis?
My thingie itches. It's like the wrong color or something...check it out.
Uhh...no thanks, Beavis.
(continuing to scratch his pubic area) Ow, rrr, ehh! Ahh!
TRTV Reporter
An outbreak of tainted meat has struck the local Burger World, and once again raised the question of how meat should be handled.
Huhuhuh...ask the expert.
Shut up, Butt-head! (continues scratching)
TRTV Reporter
Pending a health inspection, Burger World will remain closed.
This sucks!
Yeah! We lost our jobs!
No! My weiner still itches!
Face it Beavis, you have a problem with your penis. Maybe you should wash it or something.
Yeah, I'll just...wait, with water? No way, then it'll get all wet.
Life is hard, Beavis.
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