Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 5, Episode 3
“Beard Boys” · Season 5, Episode 3
In this episode: Smart Beavis (3), Smart Butt-head (1), Butthead (1)
Oh Steve, my career as a leading molecular biologist seems so far away.
Yea, but I'm not.
Damn you're smooth. oooooohhhhh!
Whoa! We gotta get us one of those!
What, a testicular biologist?
No dumbass, a beard. We don't score because chicks don't think we're manly enough.
You know what they say Beavis, when you walk the walk you gotta...uhhh, talk too.
What's that mean?
It means we gotta hit on the chicks, assmunch. Otherwise they'll just think we're like, all looks. Check out those chicks over there!
Hey baby--
Hey baby-- Check out our beards.
Damn, we're smooth.
We're gonna call the cops if y'all don't leave us alone.
That sucked.
Yeah.
repeated line
Damn, we're/you're smooth.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Beavis and Butt-Head pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
