Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 5, Episode 2
“Killing Time” · Season 5, Episode 2
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (4), Stewart Stevenson (2)
Hey Butt-head. I think I might throw up.
Cool. That might like, take some time.
[leans over and gags, then coughs] ...I can't do it.
[gags as well] Uh...me neither. And there's like, an hour and a lot of minutes before something cool's on TV. Time sucks.
[holding an empty garbage can] Now remember the rules, Beavis. I throw it at you, then you throw it at me.
Um, I don't get it. How do you win? [is hit in the head with the can, and falls over]
[laughs] That was cool.
What do we do now?
Uh...we could do homework.
[both laugh]
Hey guys, what are you doing?
Hey Butt-head. Stewart can like, kill some time.
Uh, yeah. Say something, Stewart.
Really? You wanna talk to me? Wow, that's cool. Let's go to the mall, I know this great new place-
[interrupting] This sucks.
Yeah.
[both get up and leave]
[not realizing they have left] We could go to my house. I have this awesome new video game.
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