Woman on TV: Oh Steve, my career as a leading molecular biologist seems so far away.
Man: Yea, but I'm not.
Woman: Damn you're smooth. oooooohhhhh!
Butthead: Whoa! We gotta get us one of those!
Beavis: What, a testicular biologist?
Butthead: No dumbass, a beard. We don't score because chicks don't think we're manly enough.

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