BBBilly Bob
Hey, there. Welcome to Bob's Fancy Skeet. You boys eighteen?
Uh…no.
BBBilly Bob
[coughs] Let me start again. Hey there, you boys eighteen? [points to sign that reads, "MUST BE 18 OR OVER"]
Uh…no.
“Heroes” · Season 2, Episode 22
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (2)
You bagged a jumbo jet.
Do I get to keep it?
[reads instructions on door] In case of... uhh... pull... hand-le... [strains as he pulls the emergency handle on a door at the front of the jet, then gives up] Uuuhh...! that's hard!
Hey Butt-Head, pull my finger. Heh-heh-m.
No way, huh-huh. Pull my leg. [They both leave the area]
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