So do you remember that time when you threw us in your trunk by the railroad track?
Uhh, do you remember when you threw us in your trunk at the pool?
What about the time when you threw us in your trunk by the creek? Remember that one?
... huh. I guess I do remember messing with a couple of losers who were always in my face.
Yes! Yes! He remembers us!
Those were the happiest times of our lives.
Yes! Teach us, Todd. Teach us the way of the pipe.
You know, maybe I do owe you for all the crap I did back in the day. They call it bullying now, I guess.
Bad news, pussies. Since you guys went in the shit pipe, there's been a downturn in the plumbing business. You're fired.
Well, at least we helped you out, you know?
Uh, you didn't. I just made you touch a lot of shit.
Cool, um, so you're gonna pay us, right?
No, I'm not gonna do that.
Yeah, Beavis. He's not gonna do that, dumbass.
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