[Beavis is sitting on the couch by himself while Butt-head is in the bathroom]
Hey Butt-head! BUTT-HEAD, BUTT-HEAD!
Come here, quick! [to himself] This is cool. Butt-head, come here, quick!
Uh! [he flushes the toilet and rushes over to the couch] What?
Cool! Check this out Butt-head, this is cool!
Uhhhhhh, is there a naked chick?
No, but check it out, this is cool!
Yeah, yeah! Oh wait, check it out!
Beavis, what are you talkin' about?
Well check it out, see, see?! This guy has a like, one of those dog things on his neck! That's cool! Yeah! Then check this out, check this out, this guy's about to stab this guy, see, he's got a spear! He's chasin' him, YEAH, YEAH, GET HIM, GET HIM, GET HIM! YES, YES!
This is so cool! Yes, yes!
You got me out of the bathroom to see a dog collar?
Yeah, yeah! It's pretty cool, huh? Yeah.
What's wrong with you, Beavis?
Whoa! Cool! This RULES! It rules! Yeah, YES! Yeah! Hey Butt-head, now check this out, see, check it out, this guy's chasin' him, STAB HIM, STAB HIM! Yeah.
Damn it, Beavis! You're not supposed to get me out of the bathroom unless it's like a naked chick or something.
Yeah, but even like, if this video really does suck, I bet you forgot to wipe!
Infectious Grooves, Violent and Funky
If I was a clown, I'd make it so like my head would explode when you pull my finger, and all this crap would like fly out of my head and land on other people and stuff.
Yeah. If I was a clown, I'd go to all the parties, and like eat all the cake, and take stuff home with me.
That's what you do at parties anyway, Beavis.
Yeah, but then I'd be a clown, so I'd like have all these big shoes and stuff, so it'd be different.
If I was a clown, I'd kick your ass, Beavis, until it's beet red and I'd say, [Clown-like voice] "Look, kiddies! Look at his butt!"
Yeah, and then I'd say, "Thanks for coming to the show. Hope you had a good time. See you next time."
Yeah. That would be cool.
Chris Isaak, Somebody's Crying
Did you know that in California, any chick will do it with you?
Really? You mean, like, all the girls are SLUTS?
Whoa, that is cool! Yeah, yeah, let's go!
You know, another thing about California, is that all the dudes there looks like Kato Kaelin.
He seems like a great guy, you know?
Yeah. That's how come, you know, everyone just lets him live at their house, like OJ Simpson. He goes "You know, you're a great guy. Why don't you come on over and stay a while?"
I'd let him crash here because, like, he's such a great guy.
Except he kinda looks like the ass end of a dolphin.
Yeah, he does, sort of. But that's okay. Because he's cool.
