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Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 11, Episode 2

“Heart Attack” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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“Heart Attack” · Season 11, Episode 2

In this episode: Smart Butt-head (2), Smart Beavis (2)

[after Butt-head suffers a heart attack and falls down the stairs]

What's wrong?

[breathing heavily and straining] Pain... in my chest... I can't breathe...

Yeah, that's cool, yeah.

My left arm is numb...

Oh, you know what you should do? You should spank your monkey. It'll feel like someone else is doing it.

Oh yeah, good idea... [tries to move] Ugh... I can't...

Well that sucks. It wasn't cool.

[as one of their neighbors sees Butt-head laying at the bottom of the stairs]

FNFemale Neighbor

Oh my God! Sir, are you okay?!

Ugh...ohhh...

FNFemale Neighbor

Is there anything I can do?

[panting] Y-yes... there is... one thing... you can do...

FNFemale Neighbor

What?! What is it?!

... m-me...

FNFemale Neighbor

Creep! [slaps him]

[as Beavis reads a children's book titled Good Morning Caterpillar]

I don't get this book. What happened to the caterpillar? ... Who's this moth? See, this is why I never read.

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