[after Butt-head suffers a heart attack and falls down the stairs]
[breathing heavily and straining] Pain... in my chest... I can't breathe...
Oh, you know what you should do? You should spank your monkey. It'll feel like someone else is doing it.
Oh yeah, good idea... [tries to move] Ugh... I can't...
Well that sucks. It wasn't cool.
[as one of their neighbors sees Butt-head laying at the bottom of the stairs]
FNFemale Neighbor
Oh my God! Sir, are you okay?!
FNFemale Neighbor
Is there anything I can do?
[panting] Y-yes... there is... one thing... you can do...
FNFemale Neighbor
What?! What is it?!
FNFemale Neighbor
Creep! [slaps him]
[as Beavis reads a children's book titled Good Morning Caterpillar]
I don't get this book. What happened to the caterpillar? ... Who's this moth? See, this is why I never read.
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