Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 10, Episode 2
“Polling Place” · Season 10, Episode 2
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
Uh, I think there's like, a strip club around here, and I think we can get in if we act all, like, mature. [chortling] Mature...
Do they have poles?
It's a strip club, dumbass. They all have poles, and like, machines that make it rain, and uh... [sees a Polling Place] Whoa! Check it out, Beavis! Pole-ing Palace. Polling Palace!
Yeah, cool! This must be it, yeah!
Beavis, we're about to get all up in the club.
Boing-oing-oing-oing!
There sure is a big line.
Everyone likes pole dancers, Beavis. Even these old perverts.
Yeah, look at all these freaks. There oughta be a law, you know what I'm saying?
[turns to look at them] Good to see you young folks at the polls. Is this your first time?
Yeah yeah, but um, we've been intsrested in this stuff for a long time.
Yeah. We're like really into it.
Well good for you, boys. I wasn't interested in any of this stuff until Ronald Reagan.
Oh yeah? Is she a slut?
Yeah yeah, I bet Ronald Reagan has big hooters, yeah!
I bet she's in there, shaking her butt.
Yeah, shake that ass, Reagan! Yeah! Show me what you're working with, yeah!
[checking on Beavis and Butt-head in the booth] Hello, you two.
Uh, we didn't come here for small talk.
Time to get down to business, yeah.
Did you fill out the ballot slip, and put it on the box?
We sure did.
Yeah, and now it's your turn. Come on now.
So congratulations, you've successfully voted.
Um, we what?
If you filled out your ballot, and then put it in that box, then you voted.
Yeah, for a stripper.
Look, I didn't think she was a great candidate either, but she's better than the one we've got.
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