Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 9, Episode 10
“Home Aide” · Season 9, Episode 10
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
Um, Butt-head, we're out of beers, Butt-head.
Uh, well go get some more, dumbass.
I'm out of money.
So go give some more blood.
Um, I went twice already this morning. They won't take my blood anymore, because they said it's too watery. Then I passed out, and some guy stole my cookie. I guess we need to like, get jobs or something.
Being unemployed is our job, dumbass. They send us money.
Okay, time to get your self-steam. Time to meet the dillhole who can't take care of himself. Wonder what he looks like. Here we go. [Knocks on door only to be greeted by Butt-head]
Uh, what are you knocking for, dumbass? I thought you were the butthole the government sent.
What butthole?
The social worker called and asked if I needed help, 'cause the neighbors complained.
Whoa, really?
I pretended I was a fat dumbass who never gets off his couch, and he believed me.
Now fix me lunch.
Is that part of my job?
I was told it was.
[sigh] Okay, Butt-head.
Mr. Butt-head.
I'm not gonna call you Mr. Butt-head, Butt-head.
I don't wanna have to report you, Beavis. Want me to get you fired?
Well, um, no, Mr. Butt-head.
If I get you fired, then we don't have any money. I'm doing this for us.
Dammit... self-steam sucks.
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