Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 9, Episode 9
“Nice Butt-Head” · Season 9, Episode 9
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (2), David Van Driessen (1)
[as Butt-head slams Beavis' head into a wall]
Okay, this is our eighth session, to try to improve your behavior, and if anything, Butt-head's aggression is getting worse.
Uh, it's the same.
I'm going to say therapy isn't working is time to try medication.
Yeah. Give him some pills.
So like, do those pills like, make you feel different or something?
Uhh, no. But thank you for asking.
Oh uh, yeah, okay yeah. God bless you, or... I don't know. This show sucks.
I guess it does, but other people probably enjoy it. Nothing wrong with that.
Oh, uh... okay. I guess that's true. But it does kinda suck, Butt-head.
[handing Beavis the remote] We can watch what you want, Beavis. Anything you wanna do is fine.
[changes the channel] This is pretty cool. Yeah. This is better.
Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it, Beavis. I like when you enjoy yourself.
Okay, everyone please focus, m'kay? Class is almost over and I'm just trying to squeeze in Uranus.
[chuckling hard, but notices Butt-head isn't laughing] Uh, Butt-head?
Hmm?
Van Driessen, he kind of said, "I just wanna squeeze in-"
Beavis, Mr. Van Driessen is trying hard to squeeze in Uranus, okay?
Yeah, yeah exactly-
Let's try to give him our attention.
Yeah, but...
[writing notes] Ah, I'm glad I brought a nice, sharp pencil for Uranus.
Come on, Butt-head, what's going on?
Nothing, Beavis. This is the perfect pencil for Uranus.
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