Old Beavis and Old Butt-head in “Home Aide”

Old Beavis

Okay, time to get your self-steam. Time to meet the dillhole who can't take care of himself. Wonder what he looks like. Here we go. [Knocks on door only to be greeted by Butt-head]

Old Butt-head

Uh, what are you knocking for, dumbass? I thought you were the butthole the government sent.

Old Beavis

What butthole?

Old Butt-head

The social worker called and asked if I needed help, 'cause the neighbors complained.

Old Beavis

Whoa, really?

Old Butt-head

I pretended I was a fat dumbass who never gets off his couch, and he believed me.