“Going Down” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head

[as they approach a hotel] It won't be long now, Beavis. Soon we will hear her voice. This is gonna be cool.

Beavis

It's a long walk, but you know, it's worth it.

Butt-head

Yeah.

Beavis

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!

Butt-head

Okay. Get ready, Beavis.

Beavis

[pushing a button] Pee...

Butt-head

Here she comes.

Going down. [the boys cackle]

Butt-head

Going down.

Beavis

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!

P-1. Going down.

Beavis

Going down.

Butt-head

Going down.

Number two, please.

Butt-head

Number two.

[as they try to get help in the trapped elevator] Listen, I think that roof panel comes off. And we can get out that way. I'll get on top of you...

Butt-head

You'll what?

And we can build a three-way boost...

Beavis

[as they cackle endlessly] Okay!

[annoyed] Hey!

Beavis

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!

Butt-head

Three way.

HEY! Hey, shut up! [the boys immediately stop laughing] Okay, listen. Do you guys wanna have sex?

Butt-head

Uh, okay.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah! I mean, if it's not too much trouble.

Okay, here's how we're gonna do it. One of you gets down on all fours, and the other gets on top of him in the same position.

Butt-head

Whatever you say, baby.

Yeah, just like that! [she begins to climb Beavis and Butt-head]

Beavis

Ow!

Butt-head

Alright, lady. Get on up there- ow. [the lady opens the roof panel and climbs out, leaving Beavis and Butt-head atop one another]

Beavis

I can't believe our luck!

Butt-head

This is gonna be cool!

Butt-head

Hey, how's it going? Are you going down?

[comes in] Uh, yeah. P2 please.

P2, going down.