Hey Butt-head, check it out, it's Lemmy! And that chick from White Zombie! Yeah!
Uhhh, yeah that is Lemmy.
What's he doing in this video?
He's Lemmy. He can walk into any damn video he wants!
Oh yeah, that's probably because he rules! Hey look, Butt-head, someone's hassling your Uncle Jack!
Yeah, he's not supposed to be in a bar!
Oh yeah, he always gets all drunk and gets in a fight! And then calls up!
Yeah, he says: [disoriented] "Uhhhhhh hey Butt-head, bluuh, you think you could come down here? Uh huh huh huh."
Yeah! Next time he does that, we should go.
Rancid, Nihilism
Uhuhuhuhuh, honor students.
It's like, this video looks like one of those old punk bands, you know, but it's like, the video doesn't look old, so it's like, it seems like a bunch of guys now, they're like--
Uh, okay. Uh, I mean, Beavis, what did you just say?
I said shut up! I'm sick and tired of listening to your stupid crap. Just shut up.
Beavis, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Oh yeah, yeah. "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that." Shut up!
Beavis, there's gonna be two hits: my hand hitting your face, and uh...my hand hitting your face again.
Yeah right, and I'm gonna kick you in the nads. Just shut up.
Beavis, don't you ever tell me to shut up. I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you.
Yeah yeah yeah right. I'm gonna cave your nads in.
Dammit, Beavis. I'm going to beat the living crap out of your ass.
[kicks Butt-head in the testicles, causing him to fall to the floor] Take that, dumbass. Shut up. Yeah yeah, shut up. I'm gonna go get something to eat. [walks away]
[In pain] Beavis, get back here and fight like a man!
Rednex, Cotton Eyed Joe
Oh, I know. This is that song "Cotton-Eyed Joe", we used to sing this in kindergarten.
Oh yeah. I remember that. Kindergarten was cool.
Yeah. Kindergarten ruled. They'd give us, like, fingerpaints, and you'd just, like, mess everything up and then you'd, like, drink a bunch of Kool-Aid and then go, like, lie down on your little towel. That rules
That was back when school was cool.
Yeah, really. And then sometimes, I'd go running around with my pants down, and I wouldn't get in trouble.
Remember that time in kindergarden, when we were playing store and you called the teacher a whore? And then you tried to give her some of that play money?
Heh, yeah. I think that was the first time I ever got some.
You didn't get any, dumbass. She just spanked you and told you to shut up.
Reverend Horton Heat, Psychobilly Freakout
JHJim Heath
It's a Psychobilly Freakout!
Yeah, yeah, it's a Psychobilly Freakout! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yeah. He's like, our kind of people.
Uh, I think I used to see this guy down at Maxi-Mart, like, playing video games all day and like, drinking Slushies.
Oh yeah, yeah, I heard he got a million points on Centipede once.
Um, heh, hey Butt-head, what kind of music is this?
JJim
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IIIISS!!!
JJim
IT'S SOME KINDA TEXAS PSYCHOBILLY FREAKOUT, THAT'S WHAT IT IIISS!!!
I think it's, like, some kind of country music, but it's, like, country music after you've been, like, playing Centipede for, like, twenty four hours.
Oh yeah, yeah. This would make good music to play, like, while your playing Centipede? It's like, y'know, instead of you just goin' around goin': "DUN DUN DUN DUN DIDDLE-A DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DIDDLE-A DA!" Heheheheh, yeah, yeah!
I bet you could score a lot of points.
Yeah, yeah! Yeah, maybe you could score! Yeah!
Rollins Band, Disconnect
Whoa, hey Butt-head, check it out he's a liar, you know "Liar, Liar, I'll ripped your balls out! I'll kick your ass! Liar!"
Shut up! Those aren't the rules.
Whoa, whores! Check it out, Butt-head, whores!
Rollins Band, Liar
[Henry Rollins is wearing a Superman outfit with the letter "R" on his chest]
Hey, isn't that the wrong letter on his chest?
Oh yeah, isn't it supposed to be like a five on there, or something?
Yeah. Maybe because like he's a liar, he put the wrong letter on there?
Yeah, yeah. He's a liar. Liar!
