Butt-head: Uhuhuhuhuh, honor students.
Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah.
Butt-head: It's like, this video looks like one of those old punk bands, you know, but it's like, the video doesn't look old, so it's like, it seems like a bunch of guys now, they're like--
Beavis: Aah, shut up Butt-head!
Butt-head: Uh, okay. Uh, I mean, Beavis, what did you just say?
Beavis: I said shut up! I'm sick and tired of listening to your stupid crap. Just shut up.
Butt-head: Beavis, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah. "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that." Shut up!
Butt-head: Beavis, there's gonna be two hits: my hand hitting your face, and uh...my hand hitting your face again.
Beavis: Yeah right, and I'm gonna kick you in the nads. Just shut up.
Butt-head: Beavis, don't you ever tell me to shut up. I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you.
Beavis: Yeah yeah yeah right. I'm gonna cave your nads in.
Butt-head: Dammit, Beavis. I'm going to beat the living crap out of your ass.
Beavis: [kicks Butt-head in the testicles, causing him to fall to the floor] Take that, dumbass. Shut up. Yeah yeah, shut up. I'm gonna go get something to eat. [walks away]
Butt-head: [In pain] Beavis, get back here and fight like a man!
Rednex, Cotton Eyed Joe
Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah.
Butt-head: It's like, this video looks like one of those old punk bands, you know, but it's like, the video doesn't look old, so it's like, it seems like a bunch of guys now, they're like--
Beavis: Aah, shut up Butt-head!
Butt-head: Uh, okay. Uh, I mean, Beavis, what did you just say?
Beavis: I said shut up! I'm sick and tired of listening to your stupid crap. Just shut up.
Butt-head: Beavis, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah. "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that." Shut up!
Butt-head: Beavis, there's gonna be two hits: my hand hitting your face, and uh...my hand hitting your face again.
Beavis: Yeah right, and I'm gonna kick you in the nads. Just shut up.
Butt-head: Beavis, don't you ever tell me to shut up. I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you.
Beavis: Yeah yeah yeah right. I'm gonna cave your nads in.
Butt-head: Dammit, Beavis. I'm going to beat the living crap out of your ass.
Beavis: [kicks Butt-head in the testicles, causing him to fall to the floor] Take that, dumbass. Shut up. Yeah yeah, shut up. I'm gonna go get something to eat. [walks away]
Butt-head: [In pain] Beavis, get back here and fight like a man!
Rednex, Cotton Eyed Joe
Butt-head : Uhuhuhuhuh, honor students.
Beavis : Oh yeah, yeah.
Butt-head : It's like, this video looks like one of those old punk bands, you know, but it's like, the video doesn't look old, so it's like, it seems like a bunch of guys now, they're like--
Beavis : Aah, shut up Butt-head!
Butt-head : Uh, okay. Uh, I mean, Beavis, what did you just say?
Beavis : I said shut up! I'm sick and tired of listening to your stupid crap. Just shut up.
Butt-head : Beavis, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Beavis : Oh yeah, yeah. "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that." Shut up!
Butt-head : Beavis, there's gonna be two hits: my hand hitting your face, and uh...my hand hitting your face again.
Beavis : Yeah right, and I'm gonna kick you in the nads. Just shut up.
Butt-head : Beavis, don't you ever tell me to shut up. I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you.
Beavis : Yeah yeah yeah right. I'm gonna cave your nads in.
Butt-head : Dammit, Beavis. I'm going to beat the living crap out of your ass.
Beavis : [kicks Butt-head in the testicles, causing him to fall to the floor] Take that, dumbass. Shut up. Yeah yeah, shut up. I'm gonna go get something to eat. [walks away]
Butt-head : [In pain] Beavis, get back here and fight like a man!
Rednex, Cotton Eyed Joe
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