Hey Butt-head, what's that stuff we took from the army guy?
Uh, let's see. [tries to read a label of mace] Ma- mas... masay? Masay. It must be from France or something.
Yeah, cool, yeah. Mahseur! Mahsoir!
“Scent of a Dumbass” · Season 11, Episode 5
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
I can't find the spray hole. [looks closer] Let's see... oh yeah. [about to spray the mace]
Wait, Beavis, stop!
What is it? What?
You said "hole."
[they both cackle]
Oh yeah, I guess I did. Thanks Butt-head. That was close.
[after both boys mace themselves in the face and are in agony on the ground]
Um Butt-head, is cologne supposed to hurt?
Yeah, dumbass. That's how you know it's working
Yeah, but my face feels all hot and stuff, and it hurts to see things.
Well, nobody said scoring was gonna feel good.
Oh yeah, that's true. I'm gonna score no matter how much it sucks!
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