[Beavis is sitting on the couch by himself while Butt-head is in the bathroom]
Beavis: Hey Butt-head! BUTT-HEAD, BUTT-HEAD!
Butt-head: What? WHAT?!
Beavis: Come here, quick! [to himself] This is cool. Butt-head, come here, quick!
Butt-head: Uh! [he flushes the toilet and rushes over to the couch] What?
Beavis: Cool! Check this out Butt-head, this is cool!
Butt-head: Uhhhhhh, is there a naked chick?
Beavis: No, but check it out, this is cool!
Butt-head: It is?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Oh wait, check it out!
Butt-head: Beavis, what are you talkin' about?
Beavis: Well check it out, see, see?! This guy has a like, one of those dog things on his neck! That's cool! Yeah! Then check this out, check this out, this guy's about to stab this guy, see, he's got a spear! He's chasin' him, YEAH, YEAH, GET HIM, GET HIM, GET HIM! YES, YES!
Butt-head: Damn it, Beavis.
Beavis: This is so cool! Yes, yes!
Butt-head: You got me out of the bathroom to see a dog collar?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! It's pretty cool, huh? Yeah.
Butt-head: What's wrong with you, Beavis?
Beavis: Ummm, I don't know!

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